Roughriders extend QB Durant
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03/10/2010 - Regina, SK (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Saskatchewan Roughriders have signed quarterback Darian Durant, the team announced Wednesday.
Last season with Saskatchewan, Durant completed 339-of-561 passes for 4,348 yards and 24 touchdowns, with 21 interceptions, over 18 games. He also ran for 501 yards and three touchdowns in his first full season as starter.
Since coming into the league in 2006, Durant has played in 59 games and has completed just over 60 percent of his passes for 5,484 yards, 31 touchdowns and 27 interceptions.
Signed Marion Jones.
<< Bengals re-sign TE Coats
Cincinnati, OH (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Cincinnati Bengals re-signed tight end
Daniel Coats on Wednesday.
Coats has spent all three of his NFL seasons with the Bengals. Last year, he
posted 16 catches for 150 yards in 16 games.
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<< Clark named director of player relations for MLBPA
New York, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Former MLB veteran Tony Clark has been hired
by the MLBPA as director of player relations.
A 15-year-veteran who retired during the 2009 season, Clark was a club player
representative for the Red Sox and
<< Syracuse, Michigan headline 2010 Legends Classic lineup
Princeton, NJ (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Syracuse, Michigan, Georgia Tech and UTEP
have been announced as participants for the 2010 Legends Classic next
November.
The early season tournament will maintain the same format, with 12
<< Titans add LB Witherspoon
Nashville, TN (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Tennessee Titans agreed to terms on a
multi-year contract with Will Witherspoon on Wednesday.
Witherspoon started last season with St. Louis, but was traded to the
Philadelphia Eagles in Oct
GLENDALE, Ariz. (AP) -On his first day as Dodgers interim manager, hitting coach Don Mattingly said Wednesday the team has made overtures about him eventually becoming Joe Torre's permanent replacement.With Torre en route to Taiwan to manage a Dodge
G'Town crushes South Florida to advance in Big East tourney >>
New York, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Greg Monroe finished with 16 points and seven
rebounds, as No. 22 Georgetown defeated South Florida, 69-49, in the second
round of the Big East Tournament.
Jason Clark sank four three-pointers and finishe
Chiefs sign DT Shaun Smith >>
Kansas City, MO (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Kansas City Chiefs announced Wednesday
the signing of defensive tackle Shaun Smith.
Terms of the deal were not released.
Smith appeared in only three games for the Bengals last season and recorded
Redskins sign T Kemoeatu >>
Ashburn, VA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Washington Redskins have signed nose
tackle Maake Kemoeatu, the team announced Wednesday.
Kemoeatu, 31, spent the entire 2009 season on the Carolina Panthers' injured
reserve after suffering a torn
Eagles ink Marlin Jackson to two-year deal >>
Philadelphia, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Philadelphia Eagles announced
Wednesday the signing of cornerback Marlin Jackson to a two-year contract.
Financial terms of the deal remain undisclosed.
Jackson, a five-year veteran who
FOOTBALL TRASH TALK
NFL Football Trash TalkTrash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.